tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

production designThe Holy Mountain (1973)

by Alejandro Jodorowsky

pengwinofdoom:

precumming:

if any of you are bored can someone photoshop a pic of jigglypuff with several grammys

Done! Here you go.

image

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

(Source: bonjour700)

s-solstice:

tinyjutsu:

check out what i just finished/what will be in the shop soon!!!

oh my god oh my GOD

just-forget-the-worlds:

My God It’s Almost Here..

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

(Source: memewhore)

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(Source: derpycats)

what-the-hecky-heck:

captainphaggit:

Watch the gif for 30 seconds, then look at the picture! 

This was my favorite one yet

(Source: kawaiilluminatii)

Your fave is problematic: Santa Claus

religiousmom:

  • communist
  • illegal parking