Hey I’m that Ori!
who in hindsight could’ve both killed azir and saved my friend with a well timed shield.
oh well this is funnier :]]]]
Backstab your friends! Let them die so I can gif it for the world to see!
TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF
AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
BUT DO IT.
me: babe grab my boob
bf: (grabs boob) (bone titty breaks)
me: see you in court asshole
- mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
- me: video gaem
- mom: no vid game, child.
- me: money
- mom: 4 what
- me: for video gm ae
- mom: outsmarted agen
- girl in bed: yes...call me a slut
- me internally: wtf?
- me internally: ok stay calm
- me internally: this is just a setup
- me internally: she's just testing me
- me internally: don't fucking do it
- me: you slut
- me internally: dammit
- girl in bed: yes daddy im gonna cum
- me internally: raw
- me: raw
Pikachus from the Pikachu Oops! promotion at the Tokyo Pokemon Center.